Getting rid of a dead body can be a problem. Vats of acid in the back garden, foundation undermined by digging graves, fridge and freezer just flat full, what's a killer to do?
Well, how about going green? Remove the fleshy parts and put them into your rolly bin. Then cut the bones up into pieces about 250 mm long. Wrap these in several layers of aluminum foil. Put the pieces in a bin liner and put it out for collection in the recycling bin. The pieces will go straight to the aluminum recycler and be melted in a furnace.
Problem solved.
Tomorrow: How to make it appear your mother-in-law is still alive. ;)
Well, how about going green? Remove the fleshy parts and put them into your rolly bin. Then cut the bones up into pieces about 250 mm long. Wrap these in several layers of aluminum foil. Put the pieces in a bin liner and put it out for collection in the recycling bin. The pieces will go straight to the aluminum recycler and be melted in a furnace.
Problem solved.
Tomorrow: How to make it appear your mother-in-law is still alive. ;)
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