The Killer Storm Of The Century!!! Nuclear Bomb Cyclone!!! We're All Gonna Die!!!

I am completely sick and ******* tired of the weather hyperbole surrounding every storm! We get told that it's going to be a killer, biggest storm in a century, you may die! We also get told to prepare to be stuck in our homes for the next ******* decade or two! You know what you goddamn bastards are? You're the boy who cried "WOLF!" Wel, **** YOU! I refuse to do anything anymore to prepare for your lies and ********! When everything becomes an emergency, then nothing is an emergency!!!