Mermaid found in Fresno, CA

It looks like they have a real mermaid in Fresno, California. She turned up wet, mostly naked, and has webbed toes. She's pretty far from the ocean, has a little bit of a moustache, and she doesn't know very much which is probably normal for a mermaid.


Fresno police seek to ID woman found near Table Mountain, says she’s a mermaid

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Originally Posted by The Fresno Bee The woman was walking in the middle of the street near the intersection of Millterton Road and Brighton Crest Drive, a half-mile southeast of Table Mountain Casino, around 3:15 a.m. Police added that she was wearing only a black sports bra and had wet hair when they found her. She claimed to have been in the water. The woman said her name was Joanna but mainly answered “I don’t know” to questions from police, though she said she was a mermaid. Officials say she could be between 16 and 30 years old and either white and or Hispanic. She has brown hair and eyes, is 5-foot-4, weighs 150 pounds and has webbed toes on both feet...

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